That Sassy Assy Angel Stealing Your Blanket Wants You To…Get Over It So You Can Get On Top Of The One Who Loves You 

Just flush your shit and get off the pot…(and I don’t mean the cannabis you stoner fucks!)  Look right now into your bathroom mirror and shout out loud, “I own this beautiful naked body, as perfect as the day I was born to rock and roll all night.  Everything that tries to fuck with what’s…Read more »

Release Your Inner Bad-Ass Goddess – Selfie-cure (To go along with some attitude) 

(Revised: First off, a shoutout to Jay in the Philippines 🇵🇭 If you’re reading this, I love you baby!!! Pursue your dreams and passions, no matter what and figure out what’s best for you and your family first; not someone else’s misguided choices.   To the rest of you peeps who follow and support me,…Read more »

Desert Decadence – Chapter 5 Research Thesis In Foreplay (Study Not By Mind But My Body) 

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming book.  It’s rough and raw as the raging passion between two wayward lovers should be.  Explicitly sensual as the forces of nature allows.  Like a Tsunami of Love, it overtakes our body, mind, and soul.  I love each and everyone of you and my blessings to all…Read more »

Life’s a fucking mess, but so is your high mileage unmade bed (but then again who wants to sleep alone) from the Series “Turning your Shitholes into Glory holes”

Sloppy PJs and Messy Facials  Life’s a mess, Sara.  It’s chaos personified. ~Serendipity (2001) I’m a sucker for sappy romance novels and those movies where a guy or girl falls madly in love with their soulmate. I’ve traveled around the world, fell in and out of love many times; both here in the States and…Read more »

Turning your Shitholes into Gloryholes – Inspired Insanity 

Falling on your ass with divinely clumsy grace… You are the only one who knows you best.  So never allow yourself or others to confine you inside your own ‘cube of complacency’ or to handcuff you to the headboard of their own unfulfilled dreams.   Your dream your passion your vision may seem crazy and…Read more »

Turning your Shitholes into Gloryholes – Licking Someone Else’s Donut ‘Hole’ (the Ariana Grande Effect) 

Stop licking someone else’s hole… The world is full of people who think they know crap about everything and everyone.  I call them Craptellers and Tarot Shitters.  The same person who tells you the best path to take or what choice you should make will trip you up and knock your ass down.   We…Read more »

Turning Your Shitholes Into Gloryholes – More WTF Wisdom from the Bowels of Your Sappy Ass 

You weren’t meant to be ‘holey’, but to be full of glory… Life is only as good as your next Selfie or fucked up “Shame-mark Moment.” So have yourself another shot glass of espresso with some Baileys Irish Cream and you’ll do just fine.  If you’re complacent in other people’s crap, you will not only…Read more »