Climate my Ass…My Mood Changes at 69 Degrees of Desire

Express your Bad-ass Intent to Kick-ass.

You have the right to…(You fill in the blanks and choose your vowels wisely) do whatever the hell your body fucking desires. Or you allow others to control your own mouth and what to put in it.

You’ve got two choices in this life; to suck or fuck and this applies to all that lame-ass crap you do. Your kundalini yoga, your strip dancing, your self-righteous drama practice, or that viral twerking you do to get your partner off while you share in each other’s gaping bong hits.

Life is messy as an explosion of 69 different flavors of Kombucha. Your face gets slimed with sweet revenge from your past lives or you fuck the clothes off your present and vape into the future. Just don’t deal with anyone’s leftover charity shit because you’re STD free and don’t need to buy off the street from some vendor tweaking SoHo .

Kick-ass in everything you do, no matter the shit others throw your way. Just watch where you step along that path you vape your gape on.

Don’t allow others to mind-fuck your purpose for living the dream deep within. Desires require us to penetrate deeper into that abyss of ‘passiongasmic‘ bliss.

As you visualize with clearer intent on your truest childlike desires then you will manifest the destiny you choose to embrace in your life this very moment.

Remember the days of youthful bliss when you wished upon a shooting star. Riding your very real unicorn to chase after rainbows in the dark. Praying to find your own Pot of California’s Indica Gold to fly your ass out of that place they called Home Sweet Home.

Today is your born again pot trip; your own personal revival and you don’t need no Lady Gaga or Ariana Grande to sing your tight ass to sleep or to save you from your most decadent sins. You’ve got quite the collection of diamond halos to pawn or sell on eBay if you want because god knows your passion is not by faith alone but every bad deed done while on your knees.

Your ‘golden voice’ opportunity to express your kick-ass self is now and nothing should stop you from finding your purpose or from answering that unknown call on your smarty assy phone.

Be responsible for yourself and your own WTF choices. In essence, change your own fucking life if you don’t love the one road you’re traveling on or who you’re doing it with.

Our zombie society will try to ‘slash and burn’ your every move outside the boundaries your haters set before you. For all those who seek the truth and embrace the passion within your own mind, body, and soul.

So dare yourself to strip it all off, no matter who is watching or judging your outer and inner beauty. Imperfect or not, you were born to dance naked in the hurricane. And to rock it with the one you’re with or self-love using the essential oils of your many bipolar mood swings.

Climate change is a personal state of mind. Your choice to transform your life’s purpose or be conformed by the unfulfilled desires of others. You do what is best for yourself first then all that love for others and faithfully yours shit will come banging down your door and into your bedroom. Just don’t make any selfies or viral sex videos you’ll later regret when they become your ex.

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