Hey you…Yes you staring at your not-so-smartphone. Here’s some spank-ass advice from your inner bitch, y’all better satisfy that goddess in between your silk sheets tonight.
Do everything in excess, even if its sex with your ex (or a really good substitute like that girl you just picked up off the street). I say Fuck Moderation for tomorrow you may die in some part-time lover’s arms. That happened to a professor of mine, died during sex or soon after with some girl other than his wife. I’d say that’s living la vida loca.
Karma is just one super-seismic poop salad with angel piss vinegar as your dressing. Bon Appétit!!!
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“Kicking Moderation In The Ass”
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