Massage Parlor Soulmate – Love You Long Time
You've heard the saying, "Its never too late to find your soulmate." Well that may be true but its more likely she is sexing some other guy or girl since you took so damn long or she could be dead. So you better love the one you're with or check out those online personals because tomorrow you might be dead.
There are very few Hollywood happy endings so you might as well treat yourself to that Thai place down the street as you walk past Trump's golden star.
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