Shitty Ass Wisdom for A More Passionate (or Less) Life – You Choose Your Own TP (True Purpose) and Wipe Yourself…


Selfies Suck But You Don’t Have To…

How many of us pride ourselves on the lengthy list of friends on our social media accounts.  We build that shit up like we’re running for political office, so we post only our best selfies and most awesomeness moments; leaving out all the WTFs and BFDs.  If you’ll need a more explicit explanation I’ll leave it as a footnote by your stinky ass feet.

Those Aha events we share only with our exclusive VIPs or in our private groups.  Accentuating your best profile with a push up bra to draw attention away from your frappe overindulgence and smeared mascara as the Starbucks whore you are.

Like any food you eat even love has a self life gone rancid after the sexperience ends badly.  As an anorexic teenie bopper or Selena Gomez diva wannabe we must barf it all out then wipe ourselves of this mess then move on.

As in the game ahead or giving head the only winners are the ones who finish off to the next inning or season.

In life as in love there are no perfect fucks only the imperfect fuck up.  

Always remember…your middle finger can screw the one you’re with or pick your nose.  

Pseudo-romance and those bad relationships in general are only as useful as your recycled toilet paper, to wipe your own ass of that shit and flush it down…out of your pathetic fucked up life.

Stay randy in your passion my friends and drink till your last call.

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